No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!— Milhouse
Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, The Way We Weren't. Homer reveals to Marge that she wasn't his first kiss. Recounting his story of his first love as a young child, Marge realises that in fact she was Homer's first kiss, and Homer broke her heart.