Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, The Way We Weren't. Homer reveals to Marge that she wasn't his first kiss. Recounting his story of his first love as a young child, Marge realises that in fact she was Homer's first kiss, and Homer broke her heart.