Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Framegrabs from the Season 5 episode, Homer's Barbershop Quartet. Homer tells the kids the story of the rise and fall of his barbershop quartet with Apu, Principal Skinner and Barney, called 'The Be Sharps'.