Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

Simpsons framegrabs: Duffless

Framegrabs from the Season 4 episode, Duffless. After Homer is arrested for drink-driving, he promises Marge to give up beer for a month. Meanwhile, Lisa makes Bart the subject of her science experiment.