Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

Simpsons framegrabs: Radio Bart

Framegrabs from the Season 3 episode, Radio Bart. Bart tricks all of Springfield into thinking that a little boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down a well.