This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 1 episode, Life on the Fast Lane. Homer gives Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, intending to use it for himself. So Marge takes up bowling to spite him, but falls in love with her teacher.