This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 1 episode, Bart the General. When Bart gets beat up by Nelson Muntz, he forms an army of his friends to wage war on the bully.