This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 1 episode, Bart the Genius. After Bart swaps aptitude tests with Martin Prince, he is sent to a special school for gifted kids.