Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, The Way We Was. After the TV goes out, Homer and Marge tell the kids how they first met and fell in love.