Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
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 Bart the Genius Homer chases a green Bart through the house |
 Bart the Genius The Simpsons at the opera |
 Bart the General Bart in command of his troops |
 Moaning Lisa Lisa and Bleeding Gums Murphy jam |
 Life on the Fast Lane Jacques gives Marge a bowling glove |
 There's No Disgrace Like Home Homer, Bart and Maggie get electrocuted |
 Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire The family gather round the piano to sing carols |
 Krusty Gets Busted Bart & Lisa are shocked to see their hero wanted for armed robbery |
 The Crepes of Wrath Bart crushes grapes for wine-making |
 Simpson And Delilah Homer awakens with a full head of hair |
 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish Mr. Burns is served 3-eyed fish for dinner |
 Dancin' Homer Homer in his mascot get-up |
 Bart vs. Thanksgiving The family at Thanksgiving |
 Bart Gets Hit By A Car Dr. Nick holding up Bart's X-ray |
 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish Homer and the chefs at The Happy Sumo |
 Principal Charming Skinner tries to makes moves on Patty |
 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Herbert Powell, voiced by Danny Devito |
 Brush with Greatness Ringo Starr answers fan mail |
 Lisa's Substitute Lisa with Mr. Bergstrom, voiced by Dustin Hoffman |
 The War of the Simpsons Homer recalls the party at which he got drunk |
 Bart the Murderer Bart about to be given the chair |
 Lisa's Pony Lisa rides her new pony |
 Flaming Moe's Guest stars Aerosmith |
 Flaming Moe's Homer and Moe enjoy a "Flaming Homer" |
 Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk Burns ready to retire after selling the plant |
 Radio Bart Krusty with guest voice Sting |
 Homer Alone Homer tries to take care of Maggie |
 Homer at the Bat The all-star baseball team |
 Dog of Death Santa's Little Helper close to death |
 Colonel Homer Homer and Lurleen, voiced by Beverly D'Angelo |
 Black Widower Bart spies on an evil-looking Sideshow Bob with Selma |
 The Otto Show Bart rocking out with Spinal Tap |
 Kamp Krusty Bart's in command of Kamp Krusty |
 Homer The Heretic Homer talks to a five-fingered God |
 Lisa the Beauty Queen Lisa and guest star Bob Hope |
 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Bart in a projector... not sure what this is supposed to represent! |
 Marge Gets a Job Homer and Marge enjoy guest star Tom Jones |
 New Kid on the Block Bart and Laura Powers, voiced by Sara Gilbert |
 New Kid on the Block Bart and Laura Powers |
 Mr. Plow Homer and Barney with guest stars Linda Ronstadt and Adam West |
 Lisa's First Word Is Maggie about to speak? |
 Marge vs. the Monorail Featuring guest star Leonard Nimoy and Lyle Lanley (voiced by Phil Hartman) |
 I Love Lisa Lisa and Ralph |
 Marge In Chains Marge is sent to prison |
 Krusty Gets Kancelled The Red Hot Chili Peppers perform |
 Krusty Gets Kancelled Krusty and Bette Midler |
 Homer Barbershop Quartet David Crosby presents a Grammy to The Be Sharps |
 Cape Feare Bob seeks revenge on Bart |
 Homer Goes to College Homer enjoys a drink with Sir Oinks-A-Lot |
 Rosebud Homer and guests The Ramones |
 Treehouse of Horror IV Vampire Burns with the kids |
 Marge on the Lam Marge and Ruth Powers do a Thelma and Louise |
 Bart's Inner Child Guest star James Brown performs |
 Boy-Scoutz N the Hood Ernest Borgnine with the Junior Scouts |
 The Last Temptation of Homer Homer and Mindy |
 The Last Temptation of Homer Homer and Mindy |
 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned...) Gunter, Ernst, and their tiger |
 Homer The Vigilante Homer whips the neighbourhood into shape |
 Bart Gets Famous Bart goes on the Conan O'Brien show |
 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy Lisa and Stacey Lovell, creator of Malibu Stacey |
 Deep Space Homer Homer is space |
 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassss Song Flanders as Principal |
 Bart of Darkness Bart witnesses Flanders murdering his wife |
 Itchy & Scratchy Land The Simpsons on the run from killer robots |
 Itchy & Scratchy Land "With a dry, cool wit like that I could be an action hero." |
 Bart's Girlfriend Bart is smitten with Jessica, voiced by Meryl Streep |
 Lisa on Ice Lisa's a mean hockey player |
 Homer: Badman Homer drives the babysitter home. Then he noticed she was sitting on her sweet can... |
 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy Homer and Abe flog their "revitalising tonic" |
 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy Grampa and the tonic |
 Fear of Flying Marge in therapy with Dr. Sweig, voiced by Anne Bancroft |
 Homie The Clown Krusty and Krustier |
 Homie The Clown Homer tries to ride the little bike the loop |
 Bart Vs. Australia The family, looking suitably Australian |
 Lisa's Wedding Homer, Lisa and her fiance Hugh Parkfield |
 The Springfield Connection Marge in her cop uniform |
 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Burns and the shadows of the angry townspeople |
 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Burns and the angry townspeople |
 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Burns and the shadows of the angry townspeople |
 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Yet another shot of the angry townspeople |
 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Burns chalk outline and Simpsons silhouettes |
 Lisa the Vegetarian Lisa with guest stars Paul and Linda McCartney |
 Lisa the Vegetarian Lisa remembers the cute lamb from the petting zoo |
 King Size Homer Homer relaxes in his new job |
 Marge Be Not Proud Bart is caught by store detective Don Brodka (Lawrence Tierney) |
 Bart the Fink Troy McClure introduces Bob Newhart at Krusty's funeral |
 Bart the Fink Krusty has been reduced to a bum |
 Lisa The Iconoclast Lisa with Hollis Hurlbut (Donald Sutherland) |
 22 Short Films About Springfield Does anything interesting happen in Springfield? |
 Homerpalooza Homer rocking with Cypress Hill |
 Homerpalooza Homer rocks with The Smashing Pumpkins |
 Homerpalooza More guest stars |
 You Only Move Twice Hank Scorpio (Albert Brooks) welcomes the family to Cypress Creek |
 The Homer They Fall Drederick Tatum and Homer |
 The Springfield Files Guest stars David Duchovony and Gillian Anderson as Mulder and Scully |
 The Springfield Files Homer sees the alien |
 Homer's Phobia Homer and John |
 Brother from Another Series Frasier brothers Bob (Kelsey Grammer) and Cecil (David Hyde Pearce) |
 The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase The Simpson Family Smile Time Variety Hour, with the replacement Lisa. |
 The Secret War of Lisa Simpson "My killing teacher says I'm a natural..." |
 The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The family visit the Statue of Liberty... |
 The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Simpsons in New York |
 The Cartridge Family Homer with his gun |
 The Cartridge Family Homer gets a gun to protect him from rioting townspeople |
 The Joy of Sect Homer joins the Movementarians; Otto and Barney prepare to be wed |
 Das Bus The children turn to savages a la Lord of the Flies |
 The Last Temptation of Krust Krusty with guest voice Jay Leno |
 Trash of the Titans U2 with Homer at Moe's |
 Trash of the Titans Homer rocks with U2 |
 Trash of the Titans U2 and Homer on the garbage truck |
 Trash of the Titans The Simpsons celebrate 200 episodes |
 Natural Born Kissers Homer and Marge reignite their passion |
 The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace Homer as Edison |
 Treehouse of Horror IX Homer and Marge on Jerry Springer |
 When You Dish Upon A Star Homer stumbles upon Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's Springfield hideaway |
 D'oh-in' in the Wind Homer on a freak-out with Seth and Munchie |
 Mayored to the Mob Homer, Quimby and Mark Hamill |
 Viva Ned Flanders Homer and Ned with their new wives |
 Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer invades Rupert Murdoch's sky box |
 Homer to the Max Ed Begley Jr. demonstrates solar power to Bill Clinton and the other party guests |
 I'm With Cupid Elton John serenades Apu and Manjula |
 Simpsons Bible Stories Adam (Homer) and Eve (Marge) in the garden of Eden |
 Mom and Pop Art Homer shows his "outsider art" to Astrid Weller, played by Isabella Rossellini |
 They Saved Lisa's Brain The Simpsons meet Stephen Hawking |
 Beyond Blunderdome Homer and Mel at their movie premiere |
 Guess Who's Come To Criticise Dinner? Homer angers the chefs of Springfield |
 Treehouse of Horror X Kang and Kodos go trick or treating |
 Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Homer makes an appearance on Celebrity Squares |
 Eight Misbehavin' Apu and Manjula with their newborns |
 Grift of the Magi Bart and guest Gary Coleman |
 Grift of the Magi Homer as Santa gets stuck in the chimney |
 Faith Off Bart becomes a faith healer |
 The Mansion Family Britney Spears presents Mr. Burns with a Springfield Pride award |
 Alone Again, Natura-Diddly The Simpsons and Rev. Lovejoy at Maude's funeral |
 Pygmoelian Moe's new look attracts the women |
 Bart to the Future Lisa as President of the U.S. |
 Kill the Alligator and Run Homer with Kid Rock and Joe C. |
 Last Tap Dance in Springfield Bart and Milhouse run amok in Springfield Mall |
 Behind the Laughter On the set of The Simpsons |
 Behind the Laughter On the set of The Simpsons |
 A Tale of Two Springfields Homer with guest stars The Who |
 A Tale of Two Springfields Homer with The Who |
 A Tale of Two Springfields Homer and The Who wrapped in the Union Jack |
 Treehouse of Horror XI The Simpsons as the Addams Family |
 Treehouse of Horror XI The witch and the kids |
 Insane Clown Poppy Homer with Sophie, his estranged daughter |
 Tennis the Menace Homer plays tennis with Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras and the Williams sisters |
 Day of the Jackanapes Moe goes on "Me Wantee" |
 New Kids on the Blecch N'Sync look on at the hottest new band, Party Posse |
 New Kids on the Blecch N'Sync and Bart |
 Trilogy of Error Lisa with new love |
 I'm Goin' to Praiseland Ned opens Praiseland, the new amusement park |
 Simpsons Tall Tales Bart and Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn |
 Treehouse of Horror XII Homer missing the back of his head |
 Treehouse of Horror XII Cursed Simpsons |
 Treehouse of Horror XII Harry Potter parody |
 The Parent Rap Homer and Bart in court |
 The Parent Rap Homer, Bart and Judge Harm (Jane Kaczmarek) |
 Homer the Moe Homer rocks with R.E.M. |
 The Blunder Years Homer and guest star |
 She of Little Faith Lisa meditates with fellow Buddhist Richard Gere |
 Half Decent Proposal Artie offers Homer $1m for a weekend with Marge |
 The Bart Wants What it Wants Bart and Milhouse fight over Greta (Reese Witherspoon) |
 The Bart Wants What it Wants The Simpsons are going to... Canada! |
 The Lastest Gun in the West Bart and his new idol |
 The Old Man and the Key Grampa with new love Zelda |
 Weekend at Burnsie's Homer and guest stars Phish |
 I Am Furious (Yellow) Homer as the Incredible Hulk |
 The Frying Game Homer ready to go out with a bang |
 Treehouse of Horror XIII The Homer clones |
 Treehouse of Horror XIII The family as various animals |
 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Homer with guest stars |
 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Homer with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards |
 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Mick Jagger |
 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Elvis Costello |
 Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. The Third Grade Bart and Lisa compare test scores |
 Large Marge Marge reveals all to the townspeople |
 Large Marge Homer loves Marge's new additions |
 Strong Arms Of The Ma Marge buffed up |
 Barting Over The family celebrate "300 big ones" |
 Barting Over Homer and guest star Tony Hawk |
 Barting Over Bart with Blink 182 |
 Barting Over Another 300 episodes celebration |
 Old Yeller-Belly Santa's Little Helper becomes a superstar |
 Brake My Wife, Please Homer goes for a walk with Steve Buscemi and Jackson Browne |
 The Bart of War Bart and Homer in Native American gear |
 Treehouse of Horror XIV Jerry Lewis as Frink's father |
 Treehouse of Horror XIV Homer as the Grim Reaper |
 My Mother the Carjacker Homer and his mother |
 The President Wore Pearls Lisa after "cuting-up" |
 The Regina Monologues Homer homours the U.K. |
 The Regina Monologues Homer stuck in a Mini alongside Tony Blair, the Queen, JK Rowling and Sir Ian McKellan |
 The Regina Monologues Homer meets British PM Tony Blair |
 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Homer as the Grinch, stealing Christmas |
 Margical History Tour Bart as Mozart |
 Smart and Smarter Homer and Simon Cowell |
 Smart and Smarter Guest star Simon Cowell |
 The Wandering Juvie Bart at Juvenile Hall |
 The Wandering Juvie Gina, played by Sarah Michelle Gellar |
 My Big Fat Geek Wedding Matt Groening, the creator of Futurama |
 My Big Fat Geek Wedding Groening with a Bender doll |
 Simple Simpson The Pie Man, and the Cupcake Kid |
 The Way We Weren't Homer and Marge as kids |
 Fraudcast News Burns reads a copy of "The Red Dress Press" |
 Treehouse of Horror XV Eliza and Dr. Bartley |
 All's Fair in Oven War Homer longs after Marge's cakes |
 All's Fair in Oven War Bart and Milhouse with guest star James Caan |
 All's Fair in Oven War Bart and Milhouse throw a "Playdude party" |
 Sleeping With the Enemy Nelson replaces Bart in the Simpsons couch gag |
 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Homer coaches Tom Brady, LeBron James, Michelle Kwan, Yao Ming, Warren Sapp |
 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass The family with the sports stars |
 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Homer with Tom Brady |
 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Homer with Michelle Kwan |
 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Homer with Michelle Kwan |
 Pranksta Rap Bart and 50 Cent |
 There's Something About Marrying Homer as a priest |
 There's Something About Marrying Wiggum in a gay pride advertisement |
 There's Something About Marrying Apu in a gay pride advertisement |
 Goo Goo Gai Pan Homer and pretend wife Selma with Lucy Liu |
 Don't Fear the Roofer 350th episode celebration |
 Don't Fear the Roofer Homer with his new friend, Ray Magini (Ray Romano) |
 Don't Fear the Roofer Guest star Ray Romano |
 The Heartbroke Kid Bart and Tab Spangler (A. Brooks) |
 A Star Is Torn Krusty with Clarissa Wellington, played by Fantasia Burrow |
 Home Away From Homer Guest star Jason Bateman |
 The Father, Son and the Holy Guest Star Homer confesses his sins to Father Sean |
 Bonfire of the Manatees Marge bonds with Caleb, the marine biologist |
 Treehouse of Horror XVI THOH poster featuring characters/scenes from the episode |
 Treehouse of Horror XVI Kang and Kodos |
 Treehouse of Horror XVI Homer and the others on the run from Burns |
 Treehouse of Horror XVI Bart as a robot |
 Marge's Son Poisoning Marge and Bart discover the joys of tandem biking |
 The Last of the Red Hat Mamas Marge becomes the latest member of the "Cheery Red Tomatoes" |
 Simpsons Christmas Stories Includes Bart as baby Jesus, Marge as Mary and Homer as Joseph |
 My Fair Laddy Lisa turns Willie into a proper gentleman |
 The Seemingly Never Ending Story The Simpsons get trapped in a cave |
 Bart Has Two Mommies Randy Johnson yells at Ned |
 Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Homer with Charles, played by Ricky Gervias |
 Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Gervais as Charles |
 Girls Just Want To Have Sums Lisa poses as a boy so she can do math. |
 The Monkey Suit The evolution of Homer |
 Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play Mandy Moore as Tabitha |
 The Mook, The Chef, The Wife & His Homer Hans Moleman drives a truck with Metallica on the back |
 The Mook, The Chef, The Wife & His Homer A parody of The Sopranos, featuring many Simpsons regulars |
 Jazzy and the Pussycats Bart plays drums and Milhouse plays "air guitar", while Jack & Meg White look on |
 The Simpsons Christmas Message (UK) Promoting Channel Four's 2004 alternate to the Queen's speech |
 The Simpsons Christmas Message (UK) Marge in her kitchen for the Christmas Message |
 Labor Day The Simpson family relax for Labor Day 2005 |
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