Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
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Homer: Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phoney-baloney God!
EPA Official: Sir, I think you've gone mad with power.
Cargill: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's
boring, no-one listens to you.