Church Marquees

This is a list of all the notices that have appeared on the board outside the First Church of Springfield.

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment: GOD, THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION
Principal Charming: 2:00 PETERSON WEDDING
8:00 HAYRIDE TO HEAVEN
Lisa the Greek: EVERY SUNDAY IS SUPER SUNDAY
Homer the Heretic: TODAY'S TOPIC: "WHEN HOMER MET SATAN"
Homer's Barbershop Quartet: TODAY: "WHAT A F IEND WE HAVE IN GOD"
ALSO: THE BE SHARPS
Bart's Inner Child: TODAY'S TOPIC: "BE LIKE UNTO TO BOY"
Homer Loves Flanders: LOOSEST BINGO CARDS IN TOWN
Lady Bouvier's Lover: PRIVATE WEDDING, PLEASE WORSHIP ELSEWHERE
Bart's Girlfriend: EVIL WOMEN IN HISTORY: FROM JEZEBEL TO JANET RENO
Bart Sells His Soul: NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SALVATION
Hurricane Neddy: GOD WELCOMES HIS VICTIMS
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: OPEN
In Marge We Trust: NEXT SUNDAY
THE MIRACLE OF SHAME; THE LISTEN LADY IS IN; TODAY'S SERMON: CONQUEST OF THE COUNTY OF THE APES
My Sister, My Sitter: NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING
Treehouse of Horror VIII: TODAY'S SERMON: HOMER ROCKS!
Viva Ned Flanders: TODAY'S TOPIC: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Treehouse of Horror X: NED FLANDERS: HUSBAND, FATHER, WACKY NEIGHBOR
Take My Wife, Sleaze: TODAY'S TOPIC: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY
Faith Off: TODAY'S TOPIC: LIFE IN HELL
Missionary: Impossible: BINGO 7PM
The Frying Game: IF YOU WERE A PASTOR, YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW
Papa's Got a Brand New Badge: TOMORROW: HOMER SIMPSON FUNERAL
Special Edna: WELCOME PISSED-OFF CATHOLICS
String Arms of the Ma: NO OUTSIDE EUCHARIST
Pray Anything: GOD: THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION; HOUSEWARMING PARTY
LET THERE BE LIGHT BEER
Co-Dependence Day: WE WELCOME OTHER FAITHS (JUST KIDDING)
Bart-Mangled Banner: IS GOD PATRIOTIC ENOUGH?
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass: RAPTURE THREAT LEVEL:
ORANGE
The Father, Son and the Holy Guest Star: ARE YOU A
JAMES THE LESSER
OR A
JAMES THE GREATER?