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Church Marquees

This is a list of all the notices that have appeared on the board outside the First Church of Springfield.

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
GOD, THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION
Principal Charming
2:00 PETERSON WEDDING
8:00 HAYRIDE TO HEAVEN
Lisa the Greek
EVERY SUNDAY IS SUPER SUNDAY
Homer the Heretic
TODAY'S TOPIC: "WHEN HOMER MET SATAN"
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
TODAY: "WHAT A F IEND WE HAVE IN GOD"
ALSO: THE BE SHARPS
Bart's Inner Child
TODAY'S TOPIC: "BE LIKE UNTO TO BOY"
Homer Loves Flanders
LOOSEST BINGO CARDS IN TOWN
Lady Bouvier's Lover
PRIVATE WEDDING, PLEASE WORSHIP ELSEWHERE
Bart's Girlfriend
EVIL WOMEN IN HISTORY: FROM JEZEBEL TO JANET RENO
Bart Sells His Soul
NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SALVATION
Hurricane Neddy
GOD WELCOMES HIS VICTIMS
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
OPEN
In Marge We Trust
NEXT SUNDAY
THE MIRACLE OF SHAME
THE LISTEN LADY IS IN
TODAY'S SERMON: CONQUEST OF THE COUNTY OF THE APES
My Sister, My Sitter
NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING
Treehouse of Horror VIII
TODAY'S SERMON: HOMER ROCKS!
Viva Ned Flanders
TODAY'S TOPIC: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Treehouse of Horror X
NED FLANDERS: HUSBAND, FATHER, WACKY NEIGHBOR
Take My Wife, Sleaze
TODAY'S TOPIC: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY
Faith Off
TODAY'S TOPIC: LIFE IN HELL
Missionary: Impossible
BINGO 7PM
The Frying Game
IF YOU WERE A PASTOR, YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW
Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
TOMORROW: HOMER SIMPSON FUNERAL
Special Edna
WELCOME PISSED-OFF CATHOLICS
String Arms of the Ma
NO OUTSIDE EUCHARIST
Pray Anything
GOD: THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION
HOUSEWARMING PARTY
LET THERE BE LIGHT BEER
Co-Dependent's Day
WE WELCOME OTHER FAITHS (JUST KIDDING)
Bart-Mangled Banner
IS GOD PATRIOTIC ENOUGH?
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
RAPTURE THREAT LEVEL:
ORANGE
The Father, Son and the Holy Guest Star
ARE YOU A
JAMES THE LESSER
OR A
JAMES THE GREATER?
If we are missing an entry, we welcome your contribution!