Synopsis
A day in the life of The Simpsons is told from three different perspectives:
Homer's Day: Marge accidentally cuts off Homer's thumb, and he must be rushed to the hospital.
Lisa's Day: Lisa misses the bus and needs to get to school for the Science fair.
Bart's Day: Bart & Milhouse find a cave full of fireworks, but are chased by the mafia.
Memorable quotes
Ned:
Son of a diddly!
Lisa:
(to Homer) I'll get us out of this. (aloud) Say, Dad, wanna see my project for the Science Fair?
Homer:
(winking) No Lisa, but I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast!
Homer:
'Sorry' doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!
Wiggum:
Nine-one-one, this better be good.
Marge:
I cut off my husband's thumb!
Wiggum:
Attempted murder? You'll burn for this... burn in jail!
Ned:
And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.
Marge:
Isn't there anything you could do?
Dr. Hibbert:
Well, I could cut off the other finger for a sense of symmetry.
Homer:
Symmetry, eh?
Moe:
Ain't you gonna have a beer?
Homer:
Well, I really shouldn't, what with my massive blood loss and all. Although I do like the occasional beer!
Dr. Nick:
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
Lisa:
Just testing.
Linguo:
Sentence fragment.
Lisa:
'Sentence fragment' is also a sentence fragment.
Linguo:
Must conserve battery power.
Bart:
What's it like riding a girl's bike?
Milhouse:
It's disturbingly comfortable.
Lou:
Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Wiggum:
Sure, whatever you want, birthday boy.
Milhouse:
I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Wiggum:
Yeah, they'll pass you around like... like currency, like you said.
Wiggum:
Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.
Bart:
Hootie and the Blowfish?
Wiggum:
Yeah. It's cheaper than blank tape.
Legs:
Shuttupa you face!
Linguo:
Shut up <i>your</i> face!
Legs:
Wassamatta you?
Louie:
You aint so big.
Legs:
Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza!
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