All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.— Wiggum
Dr. Nick: These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream... (punches Homer to knock him out, and then injects himself) (dreamily) Hi, everybody!
Brockman: And another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today. Filthy old bartender Moe Syzslak has watered down his last highball.
Bart: Oh, my God. Everyone Snake swore revenge on is being murdered!
Marge: It's almost as if he's killing from beyond the grave.
Lisa: I told you capital punishment isn't a deterrent.
Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Syzslak and Apu Nahassa...passa... just Moe, just Moe.
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