Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Ralph: That's where I saw the Leprechaun.
Bart: Riiiight, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Leprechaun: (on Ralph's shoulder) Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all!
Marge: Is that normal?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, he's just playing "Wiggle Puppy". That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. I tell ya, that dog has had some amazing adventures.
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