Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

This Little Wiggy

This Little Wiggy

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Synopsis

Taking pity on Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart. However Bart realizes it could be beneficial when he learns that Chief Wiggum holds the master key to every door in Springfield.

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Ralph: That's where I saw the Leprechaun.
Bart: Riiiight, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Leprechaun: (on Ralph's shoulder) Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all!

Marge: Is that normal?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, he's just playing "Wiggle Puppy". That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. I tell ya, that dog has had some amazing adventures.

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