Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business. — Homer

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

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The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

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PCode
4F21

Index
8×25

Aired (US)
18 May, 1997

Aired (UK)
25 Jan, 1998

Written by
Richard Appel

Directed by
Mike B. Anderson

Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer

Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Tress MacNeille
Maggie Roswell

Special Guest Voice
Marcia Wallace
Willem Dafoe as Commandant

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Synopsis

After Bart nearly destroys Springfield he is sent to military school, but Lisa wants to stay there too, and is determined to stick it out as the only girl.

Memorable quotes

Kid: What's the matter? Don't girls like doing push-ups in the mud?
Lisa: Is there any answer that I can give that won't result in more push-ups? (kids confer)
Kid: No.

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Notes

  • When Bart speaks through the row of megaphones every window in Springfield smashes - however in the next scene, the Simpsons' car and the police car appear undamaged.

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Season 8

  1. Treehouse of Horror VII
  2. You Only Move Twice
  3. The Homer They Fall
  4. Burns, Baby Burns
  5. Bart After Dark
  6. A Milhouse Divided
  7. Lisa's Date with Density
  8. Hurricane Neddy
  9. El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
  10. The Springfield Files
  11. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious
  14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
  15. Homer's Phobia
  16. Brother from Another Series
  17. My Sister, My Sitter
  18. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
  19. Grade School Confidential
  20. The Canine Mutiny
  21. The Old Man and the Lisa
  22. In Marge We Trust
  23. Homer's Enemy
  24. The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase
  25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson