Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

Simpson Tide

Simpson Tide

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Synopsis

While Bart gets his ear pierced, Homer takes up a new career in the Navy. Unfortunately, he is left in charge after firing the captain out of the torpedo tube.

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Captain: I'm a man of few words... any questions?
Homer: Is the poop deck what I really think it is ?
Captain: (Laughs) I like the cut of your jip.
Homer: Whats a jip?
Captain: (to crew mate) Promote that man.

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