I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.Homer

The Simpsons — Season Six

Season Six (1994-1995), along with the previous two Seasons, are probably the most quotable in the show's history. Here's where it really shows: you can't go through this list and find an episode that doesn't have at least half a dozen hilarious quotes in it. This could easily be the &quot;parody Season&quot;: from Hitchcock's &quot;Rear Window&quot; in <i>Bart of Darkness</i> to Kubrick's &quot;The Shining&quot; in <i>Treehouse of Horror V</i> to &quot;101 Dalmations&quot; in <i>Two Dozen and One Greyhounds</i> and various other short skits, the show rewarded movie lovers more than ever. And of course, one of the defining moments in Simpsons history was the first of a two-part murder mystery, <i>Who Shot Mr. Burns?</i>, a great parody of Dallas' &quot;Who Shot J.R.?&quot; episode.

Bart of Darkness

PCODE
1F22

INDEX
6×01

AIRED
Sep 04, 1994

After Bart breaks his leg, he spends the summer spying on the neighbors with a telescope, and sees Ned Flanders murder his wife.

Bart of Darkness

Lisa's Rival

PCODE
1F17

INDEX
6×02

AIRED
Sep 11, 1994

Lisa has competition from a new student who is younger, smarter and a better saxophone player than she is. Meanwhile, Homer tries to flog some sugar he 'found'.

Lisa's Rival

Another Simpsons Clip Show

PCODE
2F33

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6×03

AIRED
Sep 25, 1994

Marge decides to teach the kids about romance - a cue for romantic clips from past episodes.

Another Simpsons Clip Show

Itchy & Scratchy Land

PCODE
2F01

INDEX
6×04

AIRED
Oct 02, 1994

The family take a trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, the 'violentest place on Earth'.

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Sideshow Bob Roberts

PCODE
2F02

INDEX
6×05

AIRED
Oct 09, 1994

Mayor Quimby releases Sideshow Bob from prison, however, Bob runs for mayor and wins.

Sideshow Bob Roberts

Treehouse of Horror V

PCODE
2F03

INDEX
6×06

AIRED
Oct 30, 1994

The Shinning: No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy. Time and Punishment: Homer's toaster transports him to the past, where he inadvertently changes the future. Nightmare Cafeteria: When detention becomes overcrowded, Principal Skinner and Lunch Lady Doris start cooking kids and serving them in the canteen.

Treehouse of Horror V

Bart's Girlfriend

PCODE
2F04

INDEX
6×07

AIRED
Nov 06, 1994

Bart falls in love with Reverend Lovejoy's daughter, however, she turns out to be more troublesome than him.

Bart's Girlfriend

Lisa on Ice

PCODE
2F05

INDEX
6×08

AIRED
Nov 13, 1994

Lisa is going to fail gym, so she takes up pee-wee ice hockey and turns out to be a better player than Bart.

Lisa on Ice

Homer: Bad Man

PCODE
2F06

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6×09

AIRED
Nov 27, 1994

Homer is accused of sexual harassment when reaching for some candy stuck to the babysitter.

Homer: Bad Man

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

PCODE
2F07

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6×10

AIRED
Dec 04, 1994

Grampa's love tonic saves Homer & Marge's sex life, while Bart believes there is a Government conspiracy on UFOs.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Fear of Flying

PCODE
2F08

INDEX
6×11

AIRED
Dec 18, 1994

When Homer is mistaken for a pilot and wrecks a plane, he wins free tickets to fly anywhere he wants. However, this reveals Marge's fear of flying.

Fear of Flying

Homer the Great

PCODE
2F09

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6×12

AIRED
Jan 08, 1995

Homer joins a secret society known as the Stonecutters, and is believed to be the 'chosen one'. The other members, however, don't like his new-found power.

Homer the Great

And Maggie Makes Three

PCODE
2F10

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6×13

AIRED
Jan 22, 1995

Homer tells the story of how he had to give up his dream job when Maggie was born.

And Maggie Makes Three

Bart's Comet

PCODE
2F11

INDEX
6×14

AIRED
Feb 05, 1995

While assisting Principal Skinner in his amateur astronomy, Bart discovers a comet is heading straight for Springfield.

Bart's Comet

Homie the Clown

PCODE
2F12

INDEX
6×15

AIRED
Feb 12, 1995

Homer goes to clown college to become a 'regional Krusty'. However, it all goes wrong when he is mistaken for the real thing by the mafia.

Homie the Clown

Bart vs. Australia

PCODE
2F13

INDEX
6×16

AIRED
Feb 19, 1995

Bart is forced to apologize to an Australian boy in person after placing a $900 collect call... but also receives an additional punishment.

Bart vs. Australia

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

PCODE
2F14

INDEX
6×17

AIRED
Feb 26, 1995

Homer is broke after investing in pumpkins and so borrows money from Patty and Selma without Marge knowing. Meanwhile, Bart takes up ballet.

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

A Star Is Burns

PCODE
2F31

INDEX
6×18

AIRED
Mar 05, 1995

The town of Springfield hosts a film festival to attract more tourists.

A Star Is Burns

Lisa's Wedding

PCODE
2F15

INDEX
6×19

AIRED
Mar 26, 1995

A fortune-teller predicts Lisa's future - 10 years from now, wedding bells are heard.

Lisa's Wedding

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

PCODE
2F18

INDEX
6×20

AIRED
Apr 09, 1995

Santa's Little Helper has a new girlfriend who gives birth to 25 puppies. However, Mr. Burns steals them.

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

The PTA Disbands

PCODE
2F19

INDEX
6×21

AIRED
Apr 16, 1995

Bart manages to get the teachers at Springfield Elementary to go on strike, however he is not out of school for long - the teachers are replaced by townspeople, and Marge is his new teacher.

The PTA Disbands

'Round Springfield

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2F32

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6×22

AIRED
Apr 30, 1995

While Bart sues Krusty for putting dangerous objects in breakfast cereals, Lisa meets up with Bleeding Gums Murphy again and he tells his life story for the last time.

'Round Springfield

The Springfield Connection

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2F21

INDEX
6×23

AIRED
May 07, 1995

After catching a dangerous criminal, Marge looks for more excitement in her life - and joins the police force, much to Homer's disapproval.

The Springfield Connection

Lemon of Troy

PCODE
2F22

INDEX
6×24

AIRED
May 14, 1995

When some Shelbyville kids steal Springfield's beloved lemon tree, Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Database and Todd sneak into their rival town to get it back.

Lemon of Troy

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

PCODE
2F16

INDEX
6×25

AIRED
May 21, 1995

Mr. Burns certainly has a lot of enemies - after stealing the newly discovered oil under Springfield Elementary, putting Moe out of business, and never remembering Homer's name, he finally blocks out the sun. After a town meeting he is shot and everyone wonders who did it. But in a town where everyone has a motive, it's not that simple.

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)