Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.— Homer
Homer: Ever since you learned to change your own diaper you've been smarter than me.
Lisa: Oh, Dad...
Homer: No no, let me finish. You're my greatest acomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person. I don't think anyone could have a better daughter than--
Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See? You're still helping me.
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