Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Dance Coach: I said step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-pause! Shudder!
Homer: (saluting) Bless you boys.
Marge: Homer, those are ice-cream men.
Homer: I know.
Brockman: It does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space", he wrote "OK".
Girl 1: Amber Dempsey.
Girl 2: In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.
Lisa: As Little Miss Springfield it's my pleasure to welcome you to America, the land of oppotunity!
Wiggum: Actually, they're being deported.
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