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Lisa the Beauty Queen

Lisa the Beauty Queen

Rating: 3.5 (176 votes)


Homer enters Lisa in a beauty contest, and Lisa comes runner up. However, when the original winner is injured, Lisa takes over her duties.

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Dance Coach: I said step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-pause! Shudder!

Homer: (saluting) Bless you boys.
Marge: Homer, those are ice-cream men.
Homer: I know.

Brockman: It does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space", he wrote "OK".

Girl 1: Amber Dempsey.
Girl 2: In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.

Lisa: As Little Miss Springfield it's my pleasure to welcome you to America, the land of oppotunity!
Wiggum: Actually, they're being deported.

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