Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Marge: I've been so unfair to Becky. Maybe I am insane. I mean, I am talking to myself.
Hans Moleman: You are? Oh, I thought I'd made a freind..