Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Rex: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: (from a distance) No you wont!
Rex: Yes, I will.
Homer: Won't!
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
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