Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

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Synopsis

Homer is broke after investing in pumpkins and so borrows money from Patty and Selma without Marge knowing. Meanwhile, Bart takes up ballet.

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Homer: Alright, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Lisa: Hey dad, what'cha doing?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do. He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job.
Lisa: Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival.
Homer: Oh. No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected "World's Greatest Sex Machine".

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