Synopsis
In order to get some extra cash, Homer becomes Mr. Burns' new prank monkey, embarrassing himself for money.
Memorable quotes
Lisa:
Just a cotton-picking minute here! I've been getting A's since jimboree!
Homer:
What do you want, a medal?
Lisa:
You gave Bart one!
Marge:
When did this happen? When did we become the bottom rung of society?
Homer:
I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
Financial Planner:
You haven't set aside anything for the future.
Wiggum:
Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business we call it "ret-irony".
Financial Planner:
But what if you don't get shot?
Wiggum:
What a terrible thing to say. Now look, you've made my wife cry!
Mr. Burns:
A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat? Or the king of Siam? Give it up, Smithers.
Mr. Burns:
What is this? Some kind of force field around these vegetables.
Homer:
That's the sneeze guard. You have to lean under it to get salad or sneeze on stuff.
Homer:
I was wondering if I could get a raise.
Mr. Burns:
What kind of raise?
Homer:
Whopping?
Lenny:
Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Mr. Burns:
You're so much more fun than Smithers. Why he doesn't even know the meaning of the word 'gay'.
Homer:
Why didn't you rescue me?
Mr. Burns:
Too busy trying to keep my sides from splitting. It's happened before.
Homer:
(as Santa) Ho ho ho! Merry... line?
Bart:
Christmas
Homer:
What? Lemme see that!
Kent Brockman:
Yes, whether you're Christian, or just non-Jewish, everybody loves Santa Claus.
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