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Homer: Bad Man

Homer: Bad Man

Rating: 4.1 (150 votes)

Synopsis

Homer is accused of sexual harassment when reaching for some candy stuck to the babysitter.


Memorable quotes

Godfrey Jones: We members of the press, somtimes, make mistakes. Rock Bottom would to make the following corrections: (a list scrolls past very quickly)
Bart: Wow! V8 juice really isn't 1/8 gasoline.
Homer: And Ted Koppel IS a robot!

Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me, God! (phone rings; Homer answers) Y'ello?
Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...(pause)...frey Jones from the TV magazine show Rock Bottom.

Homer: I feel like a kid in some kind of a store!

Apu: Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!

Protesters: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great! (pause) Great meaning large or immense! We use it in the pejorative sense!

Lisa: Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school and how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: Mom, how can you leave us with this maniac?!

Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me God!! (phone rings and Homer answers) Yello?
Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show, Rock Bottom.

Groundskeeper Willie: My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didn't come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert. But every single Scottish person does it!

Ashley: Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man. I guess she was right.
Homer: You're both right,

Marge: Hasn't this experience taught you you can't believe everything you hear?
Homer: Marge my friend, I haven't learned a thing.

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Notes

  • The kids outside the candy show are mostly fat.
  • The sign outside the candy convention reads: "CANDY CONVENTION ROOM 1! / ALSO CANDY-SHAPED RAT POISON CONVENTION ROOM 11"

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References

  • Homer's song "under the sea" parodies The Little Mermaid.
  • When Homer takes a bag of Pop Rocks and cola then shakes them up is a reference to the myth that eating both at the same time will make your stomach explode.

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