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Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Rating: 4.1 (109 votes)


Homer writes a song about how much he hates Flanders. When it is a success, the hype becomes too much for the Simpsons, and so they take a vacation at a ranch, where Lisa develops a crush on a farmhand. Meanwhile, Homer & Bart help the Native Americans get their land back from beavers.

Memorable quotes

Lisa: (talking about her new cowboy friend) He's very sophisticated for a thirteen year old.
Marge: Thir-WHAT year old!!

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  • "Cleanie" cleans up the family's picnic, saying "My Precious" like Golem from "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers".

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