Plot
After taking bad advice on football gambling, Homer is in debt to the mafia who loaned him the money. To repay them, he lets them shoot a "gentleman's film" at his house. Homer sends Marge and the kids off to "Santa's Village" while this is going on, however, Marge finds out when they return early.
She leaves in a fit of rage and ends up at the beach, where she meets Caleb Thorne, a marine biologist trying to save the endangered manatees. Marge takes a shine to Caleb, even though he seems to care too much about his mission. She decides to join him and take a chance to find herself.
Meanwhile Homer searches for Marge, and ends up staying with a 'country cousin'. When he eventually finds her he apologises, but Marge won't take him back so easily. Homer decides he must help save the manatees to win her back. After a run in with some jet-skiers, Marge sees that Homer is 'the real endangered species' - a devoted husband and father.
Memorable quotes
Bart:
I wanna see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a Playstation box with nothing inside but a coloring book.
Homer:
It got your hopes up, didn't it?
Homer:
(his hand is hammered by Legs) OWW! It's not my fault the Raiders lost. It's Professor Pigskin's!
Fat Tony:
If he mentions that pig again, use two hammers.
Homer:
But the pig! (gets both hands hammered) OWW! OWW!
Homer:
Okay!! You guys can shoot your gay adult film at my house!!
Fat Tony:
Gay? Who said anything about gay?
Homer:
Look, we've been through this road before, I do something stupid, your mom leaves, we eat waffles!
Homer:
Now if you'll excuse me I have to use the out-house again.
Cousin 1:
We don't have an out-house.
Cousin 2:
My recording studio!
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