Oh, son, don’t overreach. Go for the dented car the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself: I should have had this talk a long time ago.— Grampa
Bart: (reads from Playdude) It says here that this music will get a stewardess to give you a "layover."
Milhouse: I hope its in Omaha. Thats where my granny lives.