Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.Homer

All's Fair in Oven War

All's Fair in Oven War

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Synopsis

When Bart fishes Homer's vintage ''Playdude'' magazines out of the trash, he decides to adopt the ring-a-ding-ding lifestyle of the 1970s, as interpreted by a 10-year-old. Meanwhile, Marge stoops to sabotage to keep up with the other contestants during the Ovenfresh Bakeoff.

Memorable quotes

Bart: (reads from Playdude) It says here that this music will get a stewardess to give you a "layover."
Milhouse: I hope its in Omaha. Thats where my granny lives.

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Notes

  • It apparently takes two years for the contractor to complete the kitchen, but the kids have not aged.

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References

  • "Playdude" is a mimic of Playboy.

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