Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Bart: (reads from Playdude) It says here that this music will get a stewardess to give you a "layover."
Milhouse: I hope its in Omaha. Thats where my granny lives.