To be a better father, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, Bart jumps at the chance to ride in Martin's superior machine when Martin breaks his arm.
Homer fails a National Fatherhood test and admits he is a bad father. Homer feels he needs to build a relationship with Bart. So he helps build a soapbox racer for the up-coming local derby.
Bart does badly in the qualifying race, and after Martin Prince gets injured, he asks Bart to take over and use his soapbox racer so they can beat Nelson. Homer is very upset by this, and refuses to watch Bart race.
However, seeing the fatherhood test on the fridge, he answers all the questions and realizes he is the perfect father. Homer attends the derby to cheer Bart on. Bart beats Nelson and wins the Soapbox derby!
Homer: (answering door) Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty: What do you know, he's wearing pants.
Selma: I owe you a lunch.
Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
Lisa: Uh, take us to the video store?
Homer: Anything for my little girl.
Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
Selma: You're also fat.
Homer: I'm also fat!
Homer: (reading) No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite. Huh?
Brain: Don't you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology!
Homer: Aw, that sounds too complicated.
Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: All right, I will!
Homer: Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
Bart: Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!
Martin: What is the matter with you?
Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.
PCode
8F07
Index
3×9
Written by
Ken Levine
David Isaacs
Directed by
Jim Reardon
Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Russi Taylor
Jo Ann Harris
Larry McKay
Special Guest Voice
Phil Hartman
Aired (U.S.)
Nov 14, 1991
Aired (U.K.)
unknown