I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.— Homer
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.— Homer
Homer runs for Sanitation Commissioner, appealing to all the lazy slobs with his "Can't Someone Else Do It?" campaign.
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Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.
Homer: Can't someone else do it?!
Moe: (laughs) Very good! (Homer exits, we hear a gun cock) Seriously, gimme the money.
Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart: Dealing drugs?
Lisa: Drugs?
Marge: I'll have to say drugs too.
Homer: Close, but you're way off.
Homer: This man doesn't crawl, he stands tall. That rhymes Marge, and you know it rhymes, admit it!
Ray Patterson: If I hadn't packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing.
Homer: Are you going to let politics get in the way of our friendship?
Ray Patterson: Friendship!? You told people I lured children into my gingerbread house!
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PCode
5F09
Index
9×22
Written by
Ian Maxtone-Graham
Directed by
Jim Reardon
Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Maggie Roswell
Special Guest Voice
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson
U2: Bono; Adam Clayton; The Edge; Larry Mullen as Themselves
Aired (U.S.)
Apr 26, 1998
Aired (U.K.)
May 31, 1998
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