Synopsis
Bart and Milhouse wonder if anything interesting ever happens in Springfield. Roll on a series of shorts featuring Springfield residents. While Lisa gets gum in her hair, Snake and Wiggum are caught in a Pulp Fiction-style situation.
Memorable quotes
Moe:
Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney:
Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe:
The results came back today. (reading a printout) You owe me seventy billion dollars.
Barney:
Huh?
Moe:
No, wait, wait, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft. Your tab is fourteen billion dollars.
Skinner:
Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers:
Yes, I guess I should be -- (notices entire kitchen is on fire) Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner:
Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers:
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner:
Yes.
Agnes:
(offscreen) Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner:
No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights!
Lou:
Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum :
Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou:
A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum:
Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou:
Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Ed:
Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.
Sanjay:
Oh, I guarantee a wingding of titanic proportions. You will be there or kindly be square.
Apu:
Well, I don't like to leave the store... (dusts off a "back in 5 minutes" sign) ...but for the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for 19.99!
Moleman:
You stole four minutes of my life and I want them back! (thinking) Oh, I'd only waste them anyway.
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