Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Name: Ralph Wiggum
Identity: The babyish paste-eater in Lisa's class.
Related to: Chief Wiggum (father), Sarah (mother).
Past loves: Lisa Simpson.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Stupid things he does: Eats paste
and crayons, does not brush his teeth, laughs at stupid valentines cards,
picks his nose too much.
Is not allowed: To use scissors or turn on the stove.
The happiest day of his life: When the doctor told him he didn't have worms anymore.
Frequently sees: A leprechaun who tells him to burn things.
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then
I ate it. Can I have a new one?"