Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.Brockman

Patty & Selma

Name: Patty Bouvier.
Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma.

"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?"
-- when Homer walks in the room.

Friends: Selma.
Enemies: Homer.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
Hates: To be touched.

Past loves: Principal Skinner.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.

 

Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Patty.

Friends: Patty.
Enemies: Homer.
Pet
: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.

"From now on, I'm only marrying for love.
And possible once more for money."

Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.