Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Name: Ned Flanders
Identity: Homer's "perfect" neighbor, regular church-goer.
Related to: Maude (his wife who died recently), Rod and Todd (children), and parents (beatniks who didn't believe in discipline at any time.) Was also married to a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas.
Occupation: Owner of "The Leftorium" at Springfield Mall.
Catchphrases: "Hidilly-ho!" and "Okilly-dokilly".
Best friends: God, Homer (for a while).
Enemies: Homer (most of the time)
Previous jobs: Pharmacist, Scout leader, Principal at Springfield Elementary.
"Well get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink!"
Appearances: Most episodes. Has been Homer's best friend [1F14], has been the victim of a hurricane (when he checked himself into a mental institution) [4F07], mowed the lawn in his wife's Sunday dress [7F08], and slept with (and married) a cocktail waitress in Vegas [AABF06].