No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!— Milhouse
Name: Marge Simpson
Identity: Nagging housewife and mother - the backbone of the Simpson family.
Height: 8' 6"
Shoe size: 13AA
Maiden name: Bouvier
Related to: Homer (husband), Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (kids), Patty and Selma (sisters), and Jacqueline Bouvier (mother)
Best friend: Ruth Powers
Enemies: None at present
Hobbies: Knitting, loom
Past loves: Jacques Brunswick [7G11], Artie Ziff (In high school) [7F13] Bobby Sherman (as a child) [9F12]
Previous jobs: French tutor in high school [7F12], carhop waitress, Springfield police officer [2F21], teacher at Springfield Elementary [2F19], worker at SNPP [9F05], and proprietor of pretzel franchise [4F08].
Other interesting facts: Has webbed toes.
Appearances: Every episode to date. Marge has been in jail twice, taken up bowling for a while, painted Mr. Burns in the nude, been a cop, and has been married to Homer twice.