Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Name: Lisa Marie Simpson
Identity: The smart middle child. She is the moral center of the show.
Related to: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Abe, Jacqueline, Patty, Selma, Herb.
Catchphrases: "If anyone wants me I'll be in my room."
Best friend: Janey.
Enemies: Allison Taylor, Ralph Wiggum
Idol: The late Bleeding Gums Murphy
"Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular!
... more so."
First word: "Bart"
Hobbies: Playing saxophone.
Past loves: Several actors named Corey, Nelson Muntz [4F01], Langdon Alger [3F17], and a substitute teacher named Mr Bergstrom [9F19].
Future loves: Milhouse Van Houghten, Hugh Paterson [2F15].
Fears: Getting anything below an A in school [8F24], failing gym [2F05].
Awards won: Best writing in a cartoon series for Itchy & Scratchy [9F16], and a few trophies which are on her shelf.
Previous jobs: Helping the poor [1F11], script writer for Itchy and
Possible future occupations: Homemaker [8F15], Novelist [1F11], President of the USA [BABF13].
Appearances: Every episode to date. Has had two birthdays [7F24 & BABF17], been a member of a hockey team [2F05], become 'cool' on the family vacation [3F22], helped Mr. Burns recover his lost fortune [4F17], got lost in the middle of nowhere when she took the wrong bus [5F17], and helped solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns [2F20].