Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.Brockman

Grampa Simpson

Name: Abraham "Grampa" Simpson
Identity: Complaining old man, father of Homer. He finds fault with everything and tells stories that go nowhere (see Grampa's stories for some of these)

Age: Over 80.
Occupation:
Retired.
Residence: Springfield Retirement Castle.
Relatives:
Two sons, Homer and Herb (a result of a one night stand at the carnival), and three grandchildren, Bart Lisa and Maggie. Also a wife, "Mother Simpson", who is on the run from the law.

Prescriptions: Two red pills for back spasms and a yellow one for arrhythmia.
Idol: TV star Matlock.
Favorite Shop: Herman's Military Antiques.

Past girlfriends: The late Bea Simmons, Ms. Bouvier (Marge's widowed mother), and the oldest woman in the world.

"... Like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days..."

Past jobs: Krusty Burger worker [1F12], producer of Simpson & Son's Revitalizing Tonic [2F07], writer of Itchy and Scratchy [9F16].

Awards won: Best writing in a cartoon series (Itchy & Scratchy) [9F16].
Belongs to: The Stonecutters, The Masons, The Communist Party, and The Gay and Lesbian Alliance (President) [2F09].

Appearances: Most episodes. Has recovered the 'Flying Hellfish' treasure, fallen in love with two old women at the retirement home (in separate episodes), and has been a member of the Stonecutters. Is also President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.